Coup D'Etat, anyone?

What do you think? Time the NHS workers threw off the shackles of oppression from the New Thatcherite Fourth Reich leaders and took over from the 'legitimate' government of this country?

Lets looks at the facts:
NHS: 1 million workers
Battle hardened Palliative Care squads trained in the use of lethal injections (of course, the enemy has to sign a form in front of two Dutch doctors saying they really want to die).
Surgical troops trained in the use of very-sharp-if-a-bit-short-knives.
Theatre sisters can deploy their terrifying personalities.
Canteen staff trained in the art of food poisoning.
Incompetent useless managers (who would need to be inserted into the enemy camp to cause confusion and demoralisation)
Outsourced Cleaning Units to spread disease and pestilence as a diversion.
Legions of Nurse Quactitioners who can be used as cannon fodder (charging tanks head on with just a screwdriver, a Fancy Title, and 6 hours training.....)


HM Armed Forces:
100,000 highly trained, heavily armed troops with tanks and fighter bombers.
99,999 of whom are currently really quite busy elsewhere.

I think we can take 'em!