Tuesday, October 10, 2006

Coup D'Etat, anyone?

What do you think? Time the NHS workers threw off the shackles of oppression from the New Thatcherite Fourth Reich leaders and took over from the 'legitimate' government of this country?

Lets looks at the facts:
NHS: 1 million workers
Battle hardened Palliative Care squads trained in the use of lethal injections (of course, the enemy has to sign a form in front of two Dutch doctors saying they really want to die).
Surgical troops trained in the use of very-sharp-if-a-bit-short-knives.
Theatre sisters can deploy their terrifying personalities.
Canteen staff trained in the art of food poisoning.
Incompetent useless managers (who would need to be inserted into the enemy camp to cause confusion and demoralisation)
Outsourced Cleaning Units to spread disease and pestilence as a diversion.
Legions of Nurse Quactitioners who can be used as cannon fodder (charging tanks head on with just a screwdriver, a Fancy Title, and 6 hours training.....)


HM Armed Forces:
100,000 highly trained, heavily armed troops with tanks and fighter bombers.
99,999 of whom are currently really quite busy elsewhere.

I think we can take 'em!

36 comments:

Dr Diaspora said...

Let's do it and take 'em on. You can be General Rant. I could be the minister in charge of drossing. Could I suggest a few prominent names to go before the wall....?

youdontknowme said...

I hope you go ahead and do this. I would rather have this country ran by anyone but the corrupt lot we have in at the moment.

Anonymous said...

I have 2 sons in the Army if you think that only Doctors are pissed off with this current regime then you are sadly mistaken.
I don't think you'll meet as much resistance as you think

Dr Diaspora said...

I have worked at enough forces hospitals to realise that the armed forces aren't happy campers. They can be on our side. We need someone to man the machine guns for that essential cabinet reshuffle!

lost_nurse said...

I am well trained in hitting Government targets. I would be happy to hit this present Government particularly hard. Count me in!

Anonymous said...

"Legions of Nurse Quactitioners who can be used as cannon fodder (charging tanks head on with just a screwdriver, a Fancy Title, and 6 hours training.....)"

Wooh there just a moment: SWMMS studied for 3 YEARS not 6 hours to become a 'quactitioner'!

I do agree with you apart from that small rant though....

And you can call on me if you need my ex-army-type skills.

labrat said...

pah, you think for one minute that the army would not be heading up the assault?

give them half the excuse and a packet of oatmeal biccies and I'm quite confident that you'd see a couple of MLRS raining in on the commons during PMQ on a wednesday.

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