Patricia Hewit is a lying liar and here are the lies she told

Patrica Hewitt, before Health Select Committee, November 2006:

"I have said that we will return the NHS as a whole to financial balance by the end of March next year and I take personal responsibility." (BBC News report)


Pstricia Hewitt, January 2007

Ms Hewitt insisted she would not be forced to resign after promising to quit if the NHS had not broken even by March.

(BBC News report)




Un-be-fucking-lievable.

The arrogance and gall of the woman is beyond parody. Lets play Count The Lies.

(1) I'll resign if the NHS does not break even. LIE

(2) I have made it clear that we do need to get the NHS back into financial balance by the end of March....We are on track to do that and I am confident we will. Not a fucking hope. LIE

(3) "The important thing is that over the last 10 years the NHS has taken on over 300,000 more staff," Yeah, right: 1 new cleaner, and 299,999 new Management consultants, spin doctors, managers-of-managers, target managers, and other government suckups, Quislings, and toadies - LIE

(4) "What is happening is that as some people retire or move jobs those jobs aren't being filled because as the NHS becomes more efficient... (5) you can actually treat more people (6) and treat them faster (7) with fewer staff (8) and fewer beds than you needed in the old days," Fuck me, that's five lies in one sentence - LIE, LIE, LIE, LIE, LIE

(9) [The NHS is not] on the critical list" Thank goodness Patzy isn't a doctor: "The patient is fucked up beyond all repair, kidneys packed in, clinically brain dead, liver shot, lungs knackered, but......they're NOT on the critical list! Of course, you could argue that since the NHS is Dead-Already-But-It-Just-Doesn't-Know-It-Yet, that Spewitt is right to say the NHS is off the critical list. Way off! LIE

(10) The NHS has been saved, but it still needs to be transformed to ensure that it will survive for another generation. What. The. Fuck. Is. She. Talking. About? LIE

(11) The NHS is treating more people more quickly than ever before, but there are still parts of the system that can and should be far more efficient in speeding up the patient journey." No, the NHS is seeing more patients than ever before, but thanks to Patzy PsychoBint and her NuLabour buddies, they are not getting treated. The 'patient journey' is now more like a scenic detour. Destination Lying-In-Your-Own-Shit-And-Vomit. LIE



Patricia Hewitt. You are a lying liar. Everyone hates you. Please go.