The NHS continues to enjoy its 'Best ever year'. Our beloved leader, Patsy, continues to bask in the glory of an excellently run health service. As we all know, it is so efficient, that we don't need any beds! Medical procedures developing at such a rate that the numbers of bed required to treat British tax-payers has fallen by 31% in the last 20 years.
The latest news is that the NHS is so very good, that it doesn't need any staff! Last year, the number of people working for the NHS fell by over 11,000. This amounts to millions of pounds worth of savings, which can be invested back into patient care. Over 13,000 nurses are set to lose their jobs. And now Modernising Medical Careers will ensure that at least 8,000 (and possibly 16,000) superfluous doctors will be removed from the NHS wage bill. The NHS should be proud of its progress.
Progress my fucking arse. What a monstrous pile of twat.
Patsy is an utter gobshite. She is a soulless, vapid, harridan of a woman, with neither wit nor guile, who, as Secretary of State for Trade and Industry, destroyed what was left of the British Car industry. Now, as Secretary of State for Health, she is destroying what is left of the National Health Service. She has been massively over-promoted. Even her colleagues think that she is 'out of her depth'. She thinks that progress is determined by a reduced number of beds. Doctors and nurses know that a bed reduction means that your post-operative patient is going to be lying 36 inches away from an MRSA+ve dement who is covered in shit.
Dr Rant has a better suggestion. Rather than put 11,000 NHS employees out of work, why not just giver Patricia Hewitt her P45? Better still, why not sack all 419 members of the corrupt, lying government, and stop their underhand destruction of what is left of the health service.
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Excellent post. I keep forwarding the link to the sack patsy petition but it's not going up as fast as I'd like.
What a load of rubbish: the NHS employed 1.06 million people in 1997 which then rose to 1.37 million in 2005. That is 300,000 more (from http://www.ic.nhs.uk/pubs/nhsstaff/nhsstaff1995to2005/file).
So 11,000 losing their jobs is neither here nor there.
300,000 more who? Managers? Administrators?
What a load of rubbish: the NHS employed 1.06 million people in 1997 which then rose to 1.37 million in 2005. That is 300,000 more (from http://www.ic.nhs.uk/pubs/nhsstaff/nhsstaff1995to2005/file).
So 11,000 losing their jobs is neither here nor there.
Snigger!
11,000 people who've cost the tax payer over 2 billion pounds to train so far? 11,000 people who actually deliver the service?
I've just had an idea - Chelsea FC could save millions every year by making just 30, yes thirty, redundancies....
Lampard
Ballack
Shevchenko
Cole (both of them)
Cech
Terry
Wright-Phillips
Essien
Makelele
Drogba
The rest can be picked at random, how about using a fucking a computer to chose the ones that get to stay.
Better still, why not invest all the money saved in a new computer system and put it in charge of transfer policy?
We could call it -Modernising The Economic Rationale For Utilising Contracted Competetive Exertion Resources or MoThER FUCCER for short.
Anonymous, boy. I suggest you have a read of the links. Last year, the numbers of frontline clinical staff fell.
So, although the numbers of 'deputy assistant clinical governance throughput coordinators' may have risen, those who actually do any fucking work have fallen.
Bear this in mind then next time you wait for three hours in A+E, or 6 months to see a physiotherapist.
Apologies, anonymous escaped from the asylum today. He will soon be back with us - medication is drawn up.
I wonder if anonymous is patsy fuckwit herself? It sounds like her and would be just the cowardly response I'd expect.
anonymous,
if you look at the stats then docs have gone up in number at around HALF the rate of managers!
do you know that each of these doc cost 1/4 million to train each, so making them unemployed is a waste of several billion!
your logic circuits might have sparked a short circuit me feels
that was a load of rubbish stupid idiot who created this
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