It's the End of the Health Service, Hewitt (and You Feel Fine)

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Lyrics

That's right, it starts with a soundbite, words and
rights, an error made and Tony Blair is not ashamed
Leader of the campaign, listens to her own spin
Turd serves her own needs, bigger shit than John Reid?
Feeding off of Newspeak, plus untruth,
Patricia's on a mission in the spotlight, downright
liar pants on fire, obfuscating real aims
and a government for hire by the PFIs.
Left a mess and all the patients falling into calling NHS Direct.
Try to keep the public baffled, dump better staff
Look at that low-paid grind, then,
Uh oh, minimum education, come and go, but it'll do to
Save the Health Service's Wealth Service own needs
listen to your MPs dumbing down the doctors and
the nurses and your rights, right. You histrionic,
misanthropic, sham plight, gobshite, sounding pretty
trite.

It's the end of the health service Hewitt.
It's the end of the health service Hewitt.
It's the end of the health service Hewitt and you feel fine.

Sack the doc; patient power. Wait in A&E for hours.
Watch and learn, return, stitch it up yourself and
Pass it on, misinforming, back-turning, blood-sucking
Every manifesto prating patient-centred Welfare State
Find the scandal quite emotive. QUANGO tango.
Watch the numbers crunch, crunch, uh-oh, this means
No clear benefit. Better feed bullshit.
Turn 'em into, turn 'em into, turn 'em into lies.
Offer free prescriptions, offer me initiatives and I divine:

It's the end of the health service Hewitt.
It's the end of the health service Hewitt.
It's the end of the health service Hewitt and you feel fine.

The older version valued lives, not economic Class divides.
Patients pay in ten years' time. I'm no Einstein.
Liam Donaldson, Andy Burnham, Gordon Brown.
Labour party, piss-take, wooden horse ruse! You
hypocritic, patronising, scum bag gits, right? Right.

It's the end of the health service Hewitt.
It's the end of the health service Hewitt.
It's the end of the health service Hewitt and you feel fine.

Time you left us all alone





©Mr Beige, 2007