Brown's Boneheaded Cretins

It's BMA conference time, which reminds me that I forgot to mention how the BBC coverage of the resignation of James Johnson, the ex-BMA chairman, made me chuckle. They allowed him such an opportunity to voice what even he himself admitted was his 'personal opinion'. It is especially strange that the BBC kept slipping in mysterious quotes from unnamed third-person sources and from unrepresentative wankers like Simon Eccles. To quote Brown's brown-nosing little lackies:

"However, this was a far from universal view. Some doctors the BBC spoke to expressed anger over the actions of junior doctors involved with the pressure group Remedy UK with one describing them as a "rabid mob"."

Dr Rant too has become aware of a significant body of third-person sources, and all three of them think the BBC are dragging journalistic standards even lower than the lie of Dr Rant's exceptionally large testicles [apologies to Dr White - Ed]. Some doctors we spoke to think that the BBC are simply a mouthpiece for the government's lame propaganda, while others have even expressed the opinion that the stench of faeces coming from the BBC's newsdesk could only be eradicated by a well placed nutrino bomb. It has even been mentioned by some extremists that Uniqua in the Backyardigans produces more intelligent political debate than the BBC.

Dr Rant would like to urge caution in believing that these malignant festering rumours are cynically inserted into shoddy news stories with the sole aim of spinning news in a particular desired direction. To quote Dr Squashedflycake of Lancashire:

"I am an utter cunt, please do not believe a single disingenuous word that spews forth from my dysmorphic and slightly rancid lips. The BBC does ring me up regularly for quotes with which they can pad out their lazy musings, however this is only because I am one of only three practising medics in the country who agree with the government reform agenda."