There's No Business Like SHO Business!

Since the recent conclusion of 'Britain's Got Talent', 'Any Dream Will Do' and 'The X Factor', the interminable boredom of Big Brother has prompted the executive team at the Dr Rant Foundation to devise a new prime-time television extravaganza. It will hopefully also help to solve some of the heartache caused by the MTAS junior doctor jobs fuckwittery that has recently caught our attention.

Simon Cowell has already given his backing to our new show that will be open to the 10,000 experienced junior doctors who will be jobless in August.

The competition will be called:

The Greatest SHO on Earth!

Open interviews auditions will be held in each Deanery area, with the hopeful contestants aiming to impress our fearsome quartet of judges:

Patsy Fuckwitt
Liam Donaldson
Lord Rhyming-Slang of King's Heath

and

Charlie from Casualty


Contestants will be judged on their:

• Creative writing skills to see how much Bullshit they can fit into 150 words.
• Speed in getting forms signed by a bewildering array of simulated healthcare professionals.
• Creative 'hours monitoring form' filling
• Ability to interact with and break bad new to actors posing as patients
• Personality

Under no circumstances will displays of sincerity, enthusiasm, knowledge, experience or the ability to apply these under pressure be taken into account however. These are elitist criteria and hence are unfair to the talentless and feckless.

The lucky winner will receive a training job that will give them the opportunity to become the fully trained NHS senior doctor that they had always hoped to become. However, in order to maintain a degree of reality and excitement, the lucky winner will not be told in which specialty or which region the job will be in until 24 hours before the job starts. We were going to make the winner hitch hike from London to their new job but we decided that may be a bit unkind.

So, if your Saturday nights are getting a bit dull, there's hope just around the corner!

Also, coming soon to a 'Britain's 2^nd Most Popular Doctor-Blog^TM' near you:
Rant Idol