Arrrgghhhh!! What the fuck is it with our country's lazy, ignorant hacktard journalists at the moment? They are really doing my head in on a daily basis.The latest ignorant fuckwit to stick his head above parapet is one of our personal favourites: Rod Liddle
The former 'Today' program editor and New Labour speech writer is now penning witless drivel for the Sunday Times as a 'columnist', although yesterday's effort was more 'colon' than 'column'.
I particularly enjoyed this bit:
"It is time we started treating doctors the way they treat us. Doctors in supermarkets should be made to wait six weeks at the checkout till for an appointment and then have half their purchases thrown out of the trolley for being “unhealthy”. In off-licences they should not be served at all. In banks they should be told that they’re not getting any money until they agree to be on call at weekends and evenings and stop killing the rest of us through their incompetence. Remember - 30,000 people a year die as a result of medical mistakes."Let me let you into a bit of a secret Rod - doctors don't treat everyone like that. We only treat YOU like that because we think you are an utter cunt. It's a national conspiracy to piss you off, and we had a great time at last year's secret 'National Treat Rod Liddle like the Cunt he is Conference 2007', and much laughing behind your back went on. Then we played golf.
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`Speak roughly to your little boy,
And beat him when he sneezes:
He only does it to annoy,
Because he knows it teases.'
Francis, Calm down. He had a corner of a column to fill and used us a convenient space filler. He was just doing his job, running down the ordinary hard working doctors of the country.
Consider this Blue old boy.....
We needed to fill some Blog space, and the boy Rod put his hand up to volunteer as a target. I also feel much better for it in a post catharsis sort of way!
I really ought to stop reading newspapers though, but then what would I use to soak up the Guinea Pig's piss with? Poetic justice for Mr Liddle.
Shouldn't it be conference 2006 if it was last year?
Shouldn't it be conference 2006 if it was last year?
Ah, but that's deliberate your see. We at the 'National Treat Rod Liddle like the Cunt he is Society' operate a similar system of chronology to that used by the publishers of 'The Beano' annual which is often available in the summer before the year it says on the cover.
This is all part of an elaborate ruse to keep our activities secret from Mr Liddle. Unfortunately I've gone and let the cat out of the bag now.
dr rant, our new friend youdontknowme is British Nazi Party. (So, youdontknowme, we know you now.)
Hmmm. Now, as I understand it, certain sections of the medical profession, i.e. the BMA, wanted to target people who went home and drank a bottle of wine.
So, should we ban BMA members from buying wine, I wonder? It's a thought, isn't it?
Actually, I think that would be pretty fucking funny: I would happily carry a card declaring that I was not a member of the BMA...
DK
P.S. The reason that the "ordinary hard working doctors of the country" get a hard time is because they are represented by the illiberal bastards in the BMA.
You can change this: simply campaign for medicos to withhold their BMA subscriptions (I would have thought that, after the MTAS fiasco, you would be happy to do so anyway).
DK
I never usually condone the use of the C word but it is appropriate for this tosser.
Hey! DK!
How about another 'Bloody Devil Award' for this one?
As for the BMA, we haven't been entirely supportive have we? The Swan Lake piece was a parody you know!
Doc
C'mon, why don't you tell us what you REALLY think of him.
I do like a good rant, whether giving one of my own, or reading or hearing someone else's. For example, even though I can't understand a word he says, I love listening to old Hitler rants. It's because they were rants, you see, and I love rants. You could learn from him - you pile straight into yours; he didn't, he started off nice and quiet and gentle, and gradually worked himself up into an almost incoherent rage, pulling his audience along with him.
That's the way to do it for maximum effect.
he should have had a pop at the idiots running the nhs, not the poor sods on the front line
but yea respect for medics is going out the window as they become the hens teeth of the professional world, fabled but hard to see in practise
Let's just dissolve the NHS, these fuckers don't deserve it any more.
That article extract pissed me off, and this entry feels damn good!
You should have a 'Twat of the Week' column where you find one of these spacktards and wipe the floor with their faces.
I heard Rod had turned up at a mates clinic the other day, red faced cocksucker he is, swearing and shouting that he had to be seen 'immediately before the piss faced plebs that populate your sad waiting rooms'. Nice way to describe his readers! All he wanted was someone to swab pus from his whore infested micropenis. He really is a cunt.
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