Comrades, Frank Rant is 60 today!
Born April 1st, 1948 and only a few years till retirement, but still going strong.
Some of you may have been worried to wake up to find tanks on the lawn, but Dr Rant would like to assure all the UK's citizens that this morning's coup d'etat was a bloodless one.
The Dr Rant team are now in charge of the country, NuLabour have been rounded up and sent to an upmarket detention center (sort of a cross between Gitmo and a 1968 Butlins).
Dr Rant would like to assure the population that No-one will be tortured and executed, which I think we can all agree is exactly what the sanctimonious little fucker deserves.
Rant HQ is now in Tavistock Square. The first Awkward Squads to arrive at BMA House found it deserted. We are now looking for anyone who was anyone in the BMA. If you see them, do not approach them. They are highly dangerous to the state of your Health Service. Call us, and we'll send someone with clippers round to shave their heads in public. Quisling bastards.
If anyone (note - not No-one) has any suggestions for how the country can be improved now that we are in charge, please feel free to post your ideas below. Please note, we can only reply by email or crayon drawing, as the guards won't let us have anything sharp while we're still in the padded cell.
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6 comments:
Good on you mate!
Robert Mugabe is moving to Britain with its suitable tradition of democracy to complete his great political career.
Your horoscope from the BBC:
Aries'Your sense of humour comes to the fore this April Fool's Day and you'll enjoy playing around with your mates, especially if you're involved in a large scale joke at school. You're feeling confident and optimistic about the future just now, so you're a positive joy to be around, which boosts your popularity no end.'
I always knew you too was an Aries doctor Rant ... We go horns first ... ouch!
Many happy returns of the day.. :-)
Where do I report for active duty with my collection of long sticks?
Does this mean that you are elevated to "grumpy old man status" now, thus joining the preserve of your fellow blogster, Dr Crippen?
You could probably read a fair few good suggestions here:
http://lpuk.org/forum/
Happy birthday Doc.
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