CuntSuprise suprise - Former Secretary of State for Health, and all round total wanker, Alan 'Fingers' Milburn has landed him self another 'mega-bucks for fuck-all work' consultancy job for a private sector company looking to buy itself a slice of the NHS.
Since resigning 'to spend more time with his family' (or getting caught having an affair by his wife) he's managed to collect a nice little portfolio of part time 'jobs' that earn him £90,000 per year for 'giving advice'.
The latest is with a shady US 'healthcare company' based in Berbuda called Covidien:
Covidien, which is based in the tax haven of Bermuda, spent more than £400,000 last year lobbying the American government. Milburn declines to say how much he will be paid.
He already 'works' for PepsiCo, despite having previously branded junk food the worst threat to world health.
Sleazy, corrupt, lazy, philandering, stupid New Labour bastard!
A hundred grand for the few remaining principles that this odious little former union agitator has left is a pretty handsome deal.
Right, its the 1st of May, and I'm off down the polling station.........
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17 comments:
Of course...PepsiCo also manufactures famous junk food brands like Quaker Oats, Tropicana and Copella!!
Lord Warner, Patricia Hewitt, John Reid, Tony Blair, and Alan Milburn.
Traitorous and selfish bastards, the lot of them.
Affair with his wife?
Untrue AND libellous, surely?
mmm, Zanulabour politicians corrupt? Shurely not....!
I've seen more integrity on the sole of my shoe after a walk across the local playing field than in the entire ranks of these tossers.
Sycophantic gobshites. They'll get what they desreve in the end.
Of course, doctors NEVER accept gifts and hospitality from drug companies, do they?
I doubt if the drug co. gifts amount to £90,000 pa though
As opposed to greedy docs doing "private" work on the side?
Not much difference really but perish the thought that anyone could criticise the Dr Piggy with his snout in the trough!
I suppose this post is an example of the much vaunted "professionalism" agitating foul mouthed members of the medical profession repeatedly state they possess in impolite conversation.
I think anyone who reads your site can see who the "odious" ones are.
Foul mouthed? Fuck off.
Dr Sniper
Are we annoying you, No-One?
We are a bunch of highly dedicated professionals spending our days helping people.
In our spare time we rant about the people who are fucking up our patient's lives.
What do you do for the good of society, No-One? What do you do all day that justifies your rants?
As for 'greedy GPs' earning 'private fees', I thought you said you couldn't get a private GP. Perhaps that's just you.
I also thought you wanted to give the patients the money to spend on their own care. And then you attack fictional greedy GPs for doing fictional 'private work'.
It's the same old stuff from the same old stupid No-One. I've grown strangely fond of you, but you really are one stupid fuck.
I can see. Dr. Rant (or I guess you could call the money grubbing inconsequential cog in the health machine, Dr. No One. Right?) looking down at his dying patient and saying, "sorry you have to lie there in your own shit. Oops, sorry for the profanity but you should have read the disclaimer on my website. But you know, that nasty labour government, NHS manager, have a whole list of those horrible people who won't let me do my job right here in my pocket. Anyway, they won't let me take care of you the way I would like to. It is your fault really. If only you had taken the private bed, things would have been much better! Don't forget, the private sector are bastards! Unless of course, I am making money off you. Toodle pip, and don't worry, the death certificate will say you died of natural causes! Off to the 'who can possibly survive on £250,000 a year'."
Ken - what the fuck are you on moron ?
probably drugs prescribed by these morons. But they seem to give him a fairly clear vision as to what they are really like!
Dear Dr Rant, the world is full of professionals doing their utmost to help other people. Most of them are probably more intelligent than you, most of them are probably more dedicated and I would guess all of them are less ignorant and foul mouthed.
All are for more important and worthy. As anyone can see, they don’t tend to cower behind an abusive website like this.
Do stop with the arrogant self aggrandisement, its sad and pathetic. You are not in charge, nor are you all that important to the NHS.
I look forward to the day that we have private GP's & public empowerment and "bog standard" practitioners can be removed, you can always tend this site full time when that happens.
Keep up the "professionalism" my dear foul mouthed uneducated little friend, you stand as testimony as to what is wrong with the NHS and grossly overpaid GP's in particular.
It would seem that Mr Milburn has all the manners when compared to your ill advised performance.
The answer is quite simple. As it's clear that the NHS doesn't work, GPs should do what they've threatened many times before and resign en-masse. The Government would then be forced to implement a social insurance system akin to our continental neighbours and everyone would benefit. But wait....would any GP really want to give up their lovely gold-plated NHS pension? Not bloody likely!
"I would guess all of them are less ignorant and foul mouthed."
You clearly know little about doctors, Anonymous.
(The irony of being criticised for 'hiding behind' a pseudonymous blog by someone who remains totally anonymous was not lost on me, by the way.)
As it says on the side bar:
Some readers may find the use of foul language offensive, for this we apologise in advance. Dr Rant thinks people dying in the NHS because of political interference and lack of funds is offensive. You decide which is worse.
Clearly you think that people dying in their own pish, shit, and vomit is less of a problem than some 'naughty words'.
Clearly, you are one stupid fuck.
If they indeed are dying in their piss shit etc, then clean them up surely as a “highly dedicated professional” you would not think twice about it...........
One only has to see your awful treatment of fellow “professionals” to see why individuals choose to remain anonymous.
You appear to mistake ignorance, conceit and idiocy for “professionalism” and I’m sure the public can thank their lucky stars you are not representative.
You are a silly little man with a website and a chip on his shoulder who seems to think shouting loudly will solve the problem of “people dying in the NHS”.
I’m sure you being paid less would free up some funds to help those poor unfortunates you fulminate on behalf of!
But let me guess..........
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