Too Few Nurses. Period. Fuckwit.

There is something wrong with this BBC headline:

Concern at Epilepsy Nurse Numbers

What could it be?

Oh, I know: the word 'epilepsy' is redundant. There are too few fucking nurses. Period.

Yet, despite nurse:patient ratios that would shame Albania, the NHS Fannygers seem to think that hiring less nurses and leaving more and more newly graduated nurses on the scrapheap is the way to go.

Presumably if the hospital only has one proper nurse it makes it easier to keep an eye on whether she washes her hands between patients. Which is unlikely as she is dealing with thirty patients per second because the Bastards That Run The NHS can't be fucked to hire any nurses when they need to money to hire more and more managers and give more and more money to their Corporate Overlords and if she washed her hands properly, which takes more time than seeing three patients, then 75% of her patients would have to lie in their own shit, piss, and vomit.

Oh, wait. That's already happening.

But, no, Epilepsy Pressure Group Wankers, you just blinker yourselves to your own small world.

Fuckwits.

[Actually, Frank, I think it really is a disgrace how few specialist nurses the NHS has - Ed.]