Professor Elizabeth Paice is a Big Fat Steaming Fucking Jobby

Photo courtesy of a fan who wishes to remain anonymous.

Dr Rant has now seen the Pulse article relating to JobbyGate in which a Highland Hospital Doctor has been suspended for calling Dame Shit Black a Carol [needs correcting - Ed.]

Speaking to Pulse, Professor Paice said she felt compelled to complain to the postgraduate dean in the North Scotland Region, Professor Gillian Needham, after seeing the ‘excrementous and scatological’ language used in the posting.

Let's summarise:

1. Dame Carol Melena has completely fucked up thousands of doctor's careers with her ignorant and arrogant refusal to listen to the loud chorus of warning voices saying that her ideological wank-fest rush to change medical training was going to result in disaster for patients and junior doctors.

2. The multitude of warnings actually under-estimated how much damage the Damn Cuntroll Black's much loved and championed fuckupathon would cause.

3. Did Dame BlackShit [surely, missing 'r' in 'blackshirt' - Ed] fall on her knees and beck forgiveness for her stupidity and arrogance? Did she fuck. She continued to ejaculate self-orgasmic bullshit about how MMC was the best thing since crap on toast.

(For more information on Prof Libby Place's role in the MTAS/MMC fuckup, see the Ferret's article here.)

So, when a junior doctor gets carried away with totally justified, entirely righteous, anger and posts a scatological attack on Dame Melena on the medical discussion site Doctors.net, does he get a medal? Does he get a knighthood for services to humanity? He should have - his target has blood on her hands.

Some people have said swearing is not the answer. Some people have said that personal attacks are not the answer. Some people have said that we should be kind to Carol.

Well, I say 'Fuck that!'. Dame Carol Fuckfaced Evil Hag Black-Faeces deserves a good (virtual) kicking. She deserves a fucking prison sentence, and a long one at that. She has fucked up thousands of lives and she has no shame about it. She has not apologised. She has not attempted to make amends. She has not even fucked off somewhere dark and quiet and hoped that we would forget all about her. No, instead the self-righteous little cunt had the bare-arsed audacity to stand for - and accept - another fucking term in office. What. The. Fuck. No wonder Dr Scot Junior's fucking head exploded. Scatological fucking attack? I'm surprised he didn't post a video of him blowing his own fucking brains out in sheer sodding exasperation.

And as for that fucking bitch, Paice. Fuckfish faced vapid little harridonic bitch! How fucking dare she! "I felt compelled". Compelled? Really? You felt 'compelled' to fuck up a junior doctor's career because he called your murderous scum pal a shit? Compelled? Sounds like a fucking mental illness to me. Well, I can feel a few 'compulsions' coming on, I can tell you. One of them is to come round and kick your fucking teeth in for abusing your position of power to support an evil and oppressive regime that harms patients and doctors. However, I am professional enough to resist such compulsions. So, I won't be visiting any physical violence on you (although, fuck knows you deserve it).

As for the other sudden 'compulsion' to bury you in excrement up to your fucking eyes. I'm struggling with that one.....



Homework for Lizzy Fishface:
Scatologiciphobics Anonymous, Wk 6.

This week we are going to concentrate on Lizzy resisting any 'compulsions' when faced with scatological attacks on her friends:

Therapeutic text (to be read aloud by Prof Plaice over and over until coma, convulsions, and - hopefully - death occur):

Dame Carol Black is a shit. Dame Carol Black is faeces. Dame Carol Black covered in excrement. Dame Carol Black swimming in effluent. Dame Carol Black drinking a large glass of liquid poo. Dame Carol Black taking a diarrhoea bath. Dame Carol Black with a faecal face mask on. Dame Carol Black eating a huge, fat, shit. Dame Carol Black spreading soft brown shit onto toast and eating it. Dame Carol Black is a huge steaming pile of faeces. Dame Carol Black showering in thick, black, liquid melena. Dame Carol Black in a thong bikini having soft steatoroeic faeces rubbed into her skin by a tanned, scantily dressed sewage worker. Dame Carol Black lying on her back naked except for three, thin, coiled shits discreetly steaming: one on top of each nipple and one covering her fuckhole.

Doesn't that feel better?

(Fucking 'compelled'? Fucking 'COMPELLED'! What? Did you think the poor bastard was fucking mentally unwell because he called your pal a shit? I'll give you fucking 'mental illness'! Do his 'scatological' comments seem a bit fucking tame now in retrospect? Do they? Well, fucking do they, you stupid fucking tautological power-abusing bint?)