Dame Carol, You Are Such a Stool

Ladies and gentlemen, please put your hands together - Mr Beige is back!

listen to 'Dame Carol, You Are Such a Stool'

Lyrics:

Dame Carol, You are such a stool

The shit that you're churning would fill a swimming pool

You're rotten, you're underhand and sly

You and the others, with fingers in the pie



Carol will this song get me in bother?

Will Gilly make it so?

Will Liz piss her knickers

And crawl off up your hole?



I would like to flush you down the shitter

With all the other poo

Oh Carol, I think I've followed through

Fantastic.