Do not adjust your sets....

Normal service will resume shortly - Dr Rant is having a lie down....

Ok, so here I am on a nice Saturday evening. I should be deciding what to watch on TV. I should be relaxing with some nice music. I should be doing a lot of things.

Instead, I continue to sit and seethe about the evil fucks that have all the power and none of the wisdom in the medical profession.

Liz Paice, self-proclaimed 'champion of junior rights' (I shit you not) and I share one thing in common: we are both compelled. She was compelled to have a junior doctor's career destroyed because he called her hero a shit. I feel compelled to .... [That's enough of that - Ed.]

Of course, I won't do any of these things. Instead I'll just sit here digging my fingers into the arms of my chair with a rictus grin on my face and a line of drool reaching the floor until my head finally fucking explodes from the sheer strain.

It a terrible thing to suffer from compulsions.