It's 4.31pm Piers: Fuck the Proles - Time for a Flaming Ferrari!Dr Rant is a hard working person with an important job. So why is it that I have to take time off during my busy week to watch the banks lose all of their share value?
Does the market not have any idea how important my time is? What - exactly - are those red-braces beclothed bastards doing all weekend? I know they used to sit and count all the money they had made, but times have changed and I think that the City needs to change too.
I want to watch the world burn at a time that suits me, not just 9 to 5 on weekdays.
I'm sitting here bored fuckless waiting for the markets to open on Monday morning and the carnage to start again. By which time I'll be seeing patients, which is no fucking use to me.
I mean, it's not as if I'm going to be spending lots of free time in a happy retirement any time soon, is it?
I suppose I'll just have to pop down to my local polyclinic to see some random
At least the NHS is still a capitalist bastard organisation. The so-called free market could learn a thing or two from Lord Khazi, I can tell you.
Thank fuck for markets in other time zones, otherwise I'd probably have ended up spending quality time with my spouse and children and I wouldn't be the divorced, alcoholic, bitter, sad bastard that a life spent in general practice has made me.
[*Edited for metropolitan realism - Ed]
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yeah, they are all slackers! How is somene supposed to see a UK Stockbroker?
Top Ranting today, though Totty watch on Guido Fawkes also good.
When I feel a little queasy over a company all I can do is put in a sell order request with my broker first thing and hope that they can deal ASAP.
Still the good news is that venture capitalists are getting gutted so will not be financing polyclinics.
Glad I shifted my dubloons to Gold a while back, its the only really reliable hedge.
oh dont worry there are plenty of folk working over the weekend and at nights in the financial indstry at the moment
and they wont make you wait 3 days for an appointment, or wait outside in your transport when they are too busy and behind on their queue targets
they wont be putting up big posters in their receptions asking customers to go away
their consultants will be happy to see you without you having had to wait 6 months and been seen by a hand holding chic before being allowed on the list
they wont look down on you
they wont promise you world class service and then leave you to die for want of simple service
they wont fail to provide what youve paid for forcing you to go somewhere else and pay again
Rant
I doubt any woman would divorce you :) She would be absolutely crazy if she did. Mind you women are often completely illogical
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Dear No-one,
Come see me in little Harley street, I will see you quickly at the weekend and perform total wallet-ectomy, whatever ails you.
Toodle-pip!
Dr Phil
Those were the days when mobile phones were mobile phones; not the wee skinny nancy ones you get now..
And since my taxes are now paying for the banking system can I have twenty four hour access to my bank manager for when I have a vague sense of unease at 3am that can't possibly wait till morning?
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/humber/7669689.stm
When the 50+ trillion derivatives time-bomb kicks in, nobody anywhere will be seeing any stockbrokers or bank managers anywhere anytime.
Might with luck see plenty of politicians dangling ...
Dear No-one
How it must suck to be in the one profession less likely to get any public sympathy than your local GP.
u have no clue what i do or dont do for a livin
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