Shoe throwing hero suspended for expressing opinion

Muntadhar al-Zeidi throwing a shoe at Dame Carol yesterday.

Iraqi shoe-throwing journalist Muntadhar al-Zeidi thought that being beaten up and thrown in jail for two years for doing something that really, really needed doing, is at it again.

Dr Rant has received this open letter which Muntadhar al-Zeidi has published on the internet regarding Dame Carol Bush. Dame Bush (or 'Big Beaver' Bush as she is affectionately known as in medical circles) is the second cousin of President Bush. Like her even more famous relation, Dame Carol, is deeply unpopular with those forced to live under her iron rule.

In his letter, Muntadhar al-Zeidi really lets Dame Carol have it:


Dear Dame Carol Black,

Whilst I do not know you, there are - on publick record - words and actions of yours which may attest to your character and integrity.

I may do you a disservice but in many respects you have become somewhat of a figurehead.

If is a genuine pleasure not to have met you.

Repeatedly your actions betray your many conflicts of interest with such an impressive portfolio.

As a representative of the medical profession you are, at best, a mendacious, avaricious, self-serving career power chaser with many psychopathic personality traits and at worst a malignant, destructive, ignoble, dishonourable empty husk of soiled humanity.

It would be highly appropriate of you to resign from any form of representation of the medical professiona. You may also wish to think about inserting your immaculate portfolio up your anal orifice.

Repeatedly, your offbeat form of repression threatens the very founding principles of the collegiate system which you espouse to represent.

Whilst you are not alone in such behaviour, and I would not like to single you out, it is about time you shut your malignant, shit encrusted, stoma of a mouth and fucked off to your witches' bastard palace and pontificated on a coven of shitbags more receptive to your line of thinking, given that you have experience in the department of health.

Please do not think this post is misognynistic: it is personal.

With reptiles like you it is little wonder the profession is held in such little regard by our politicians.

Apologies if this sounds some what prejudicial.

Crestfallen from Somewhere North of Occupied Baghdad



Sadly Muntadhar al-Zeidi was unavailable for comment. After writing the above letter, he was reported by the Baghdad Dean to her opposite number in the North of Iraq and was suspended from his post for six weeks.

The US Dean for the North of Iraq, Oberlieutenant Brauchen-Spannferkel, and her Baghdad counterpart, Obergruppenfuhrer Der Butt, are both under investigation by the General Journalists Council in Baghdad for abusing their power and using unnecessary and excessive force when reacting to Muntadhar al-Zeidi's letter.

Thousands of doctors have been rioting in the the streets of Bagdad, burning effigies of Dame Carol and chanting 'free speech! al-Zeidi is our hero! Carol Out! Out! Out!'.