Rant Idol

This is the 500th post from the Dr Rant Team!

To celebrate our many and enduring achievements in blogging mediocrity, we are launching a competition entitled Rant Idol ^TM

We are looking for the 'next big thing' in medical blogging, and offering aspiring bloggers the opportunity to join our team. We have a few readers, and apparently some of those are 'important' people, so your efforts will not go unheard!

The rules are complicated, opaque, and arbitrary. In fact, they are so arbitrary that we haven't decided what they are yet........but needless to say, the word of Dr Francis X Rant will be law and final.

Here's what were looking for:

Something Different, or just something really offensive that 'pushes the envelope' of acceptability. Polemic, invective, abusive, artistic, satirical, surreal, poetic, musical or just indescribable - the choice is yours.

You don't even have to use the word 'cunt' if you don't want to.

You are cordially invited to chance you arm should you consider yourself to be of sufficient durability.*

How to enter:

Send your rant, artwork, music or whatever you fancy to Dr Rant at:

dr.rant@drrant.net

Please include the text 'Rant Idol' in the subject line of your email so we can differentiate it from the usual hate mail.

Suitable submissions will be posted on the blog as Rant Idol ^TM entries, and comments invited from the readers/trolls.

The competition will be open for as long as it takes.

The winner will be invited to join our motley crew, and assist us in churning out what we do best. Frankly, most of us are so bloody busy at work we find it difficult to keep up with everything, and the rest are a bunch of lazy fuckers, so we need a bit of new blood. We may even let you chose a colour for your avatar.

* Come and have a go if you think you're hard enough!